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A Republican letter to Santa

December 18, 2019 - 00:00
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Santa, I know you don’t usually receive Christmas letters from people on Social Security, but I know I’ve ticked you off this year, and I thought I’d explain. This year alone, I’ve used bad words at least 53,280 times, mostly during two trips to San Antonio. The remainder I used on a couple of referees on TV. But the rest of my bad behavior’s caused by this year’s crazy politics. Let me explain, beginning with what makes me glad. I’m grateful that, as was entirely predictable, the most bizarre part of the Trump impeachment farce is how every punch the Democrats throw connects with ...

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