The dookie caper My assignment seemed simple enough. I was to climb a six-foot high chainlink fence under cover of darkness. Once over the fence, I’d have to cover about 20 yards to a sewage truck, crawl underneath said truck and place a magnetic GPS tracking device somewhere along its frame. Piece of cake.Why on earth would a game warden be crawling underneath a poop-hauler to do such a thing, you ask? Well, about 17 years into my career, I promoted to Sergeant Investigator of Environmental Crimes. I was still a game warden, but instead of concerning myself with the ...