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Thursday, September 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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The Possum Cop Chronciles

The laundry can wait I think I need to give my wife a talkin’ to… The other day, I did some laundry. Mind you, it’s no secret around here that, by design, I suck at doing laundry. You see, I learned early on in life that exhibiting a lack of proficiency at a task in the presence of folks who fancy themselves proficient at whatever the task may be will invariably elicit enough sympathy, or frustration, to get them to do it for you. This has been my lifelong approach to the cleaning of my dirty clothes.
The Possum Cop Chronciles

The laundry can wait I think I need to give my wife a talkin’ to… The other day, I did some laundry. Mind you, it’s no secret around here that, by design, I suck at doing laundry. You see, I learned early on in life that exhibiting a lack of proficiency at a task in the presence of folks who fancy themselves proficient at whatever the task may be will invariably elicit enough sympathy, or frustration, to get them to do it for you. This has been my lifelong approach to the cleaning of my dirty clothes.

But I’m 57 years old, for heaven’s sake – and I’m trying to be better. So, back to the other day; I’m moving my washed clothes to the dryer, and I’m figurin’ that I need a dryer sheet, because I really want my clothes to smell springtime fresh. I’m not wearing my glasses, but right there with all the clothes-cleaning stuff in the laundry room, I see a bag of Clorox dryer sheets. I didn’t know Clorox made dryer sheets. Cool.

Long story short, Clorox indeed has a line of dryer sheets, but it’s important to note that they should be stored AWAY from their line of disinfecting wipes – preferably in a separate room. The good news is, I’m back off laundry duty for the time being.

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