The Possum Cop Chronicles

How Not to Clean a Deer

Game wardens have difficulty distinguishing between “worktime” and “off time.” It’s bigger than them – you know, kinda like when a dog sees a squirrel.

Anyway, on a warm winter morning in 1989, Willacy County Game Warden Bruce Biederman’s “squirrel” came in the form of a couple of double ought buckshot hulls he found lying on the side of the road while riding his bike.