Mort’s Football Dilemma

If my ancient Uncle Mort could somehow “saddle up” the University of Texas’ mascot, and then lean forward, he’d literally be close to the center of BEVO’s horns.

As it is, this simple “what if” only figuratively describes his dilemma concerning the outcome of the upcoming Longhorn-Ohio State football game. Whichever team wins will reach the Holy Grail--the NCAA, major college, gold-plated championship football game.

You’d think he’d be a hands-down fan of the burnt orange team. Instead, he’s sitting on his hands….